• Walk into a club holding a half empty bottle of Vodka and trying to convince the bouncer “I’m totally sober”
  • After three failed attempts, batting my eyelashes at him and calling him a sexy beast
  • Pointing at Indian Sikh men shouting “I love your hat”
  • Telling every random person I “love” them
  • Sending drunk text messages to my friends asking them to join me but it only reads “whrerr aruru..gtuho” (Friends should figure it out anyway).

Of course I cannot recall any of the above – these are just stories my friends probably make up. (Until I read my sent messages).